Horizontal fruit basket
when a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. in her v-g-n-. then he f-cks her til it’s all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.
my bf keeps asking why my p-ssy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.
a s-x act. performed by wrapping your p-n-s in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your p-n-s lining up with their throat.
“my lady wanted something tropical, so i gave her a horizontal fruit-basket”
“how thoughtful!”
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