Horizontal Hip Hop
music that has a lower bpm generally 85 – 115 that is designed to be listened to while having s-x. often made with female singers or just instrumentals, ironically without actual rap most of the time.
lovage has an alb-m t-tled “music to make love to your old lady by” , portishead, m-ssive attack’s alb-m “mezzanine”, much of unkle or dj shadow’s brilliant debut entroducing, for that matter bjork’s “debut”.
“last night i threw a move on my old lady, to make sure things went smooth i threw “book of the month” on by lovage. that horizontal hip hop always closes the deal kid!”
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