Horizontal Peeing


laying down flat on the toilet to pee. usually necessary due to a b-n-r, because you’re not sure about your aim, or you’re bored with standard peeing strategies.
– james: “i saw zac efron horizontal peeing in the trailer for that movie that awkward moment and decided to give it a try.”
– mike: “how’d it go?”
– james: “good. i touched the water.”

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