Horizontal reasoning
logic applied uniquely when in the horizontal position.
“my horizontal reasoning says i can press snooze one more time because i don’t really need a shower before my job interview.”
or
“my horizontal reasong says it must be a good idea to have s-x with them because look! they’re lying down beside me.”
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