horizontal roomba
when your girlfriend lays under the couch cushions and you lay on top of them and f-ck her between the cushions -ss up. while simultaneously trying to catch your roomba as it sweeps by you.
man i did my girlfriend a good old horizontal roomba last night and i felt like i was in middle school again.
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