horizontal shit
a sh-t that is horizontal.
a horizontal sh-t is essentially a t-rd that turned sideways while still inside the r-ct-m, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the -n-s in the process. it often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
“d-mn man, yesterday i had a horizontal sh-t so bad it made my -ss look like the j-panese flag”
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