horizontal shower


the phenomena experienced when you are abruptly woken in stranger’s tub; usually by the owner of said tub, after a party you won’t remember, with the water on cold.
that -sshole gave me a horizontal shower.

harsh buddy, you were just drunk and threw up everywhere but in the toilet, wtf’s his problem…

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