when you lie on your side on the edge of your bed and -j-c-l-t- off the bed onto the floor.
me: dude, kya gave me the most spectacular handjob last night.
me: yeah, i even pulled off a horizontal waterfall!
zac: that’s awesome dude!
a truck that has been converted to a mobile home. in some countries (new zealand) this has been taken to an art form. can also apply to buses, as in ‘housebus’. the modern day gypsies of new zealand often live in housetrucks.
- hybrid b*tch
a s-xy girl who drives a hybrid and f-cks a lot. i f-ck-d a hybrid b-tch last night it was so s-xy.
soccer with crack and cocaine at the same time ; it’s a video game. i played idarb and had a seizure while playing it cause that game is waaayyyy to insane.
the language of idiots. every pair of best friends has their own divergent dialect, and other people can only learn it by hanging out with you and your friends for long periods of time. idiotish is a common language, but is most commonly spoke by the following: -teachers who -ssign homework on weekends – donald […]
- i'll try
basically never gonna happen i’ll try to finish my makeup in five minutes i’ll try to come over