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1. it’s a pig that wh-r-s around a lot.
2. a typo.
3. me
roger you’re such a stupid hork!
1. v
to quickly eat.

2. v
to vomit or belch in a manner like that of vomiting.

3. n
vomit

4. v
to steal or pilfer, usually pertaining to items of little value.

5. v
screw up, make dysfunctional

6. v
to sell (a b-st-rdization of -hawk-)

6. v
do (can mean essentially anything)
i horked it down, then i horked it back up. then he horked my hork, and horked it to this guy who was totally horked up. then i horked my sister
v. to steal something, though not usually applicable to shoplifting or grand theft.
i turned around for five minutes and someone horked my pepsi from the fridge at work.
1. to vomit.
2. the summoning of phlegm, in preparation for spitting.
“my cat horked a big hairball on the sofa”

“john horked up a loogie and spit it at jessica.”
to take, without asking, something that if you would have asked, the answer would have been yes.

note: this is a slang expression popularized by bob & doug mackenzie’s strange brew soundtrack alb-m
literal usage: “i horked a beer from your fridge.”

common usage: “can i hork a pencil?”

note: the common usage is ironic, because you are asking when the definition involves not asking.
to eat in a greedy and expedient manner. v.,adv.; hork, horked, horking
1)i horked all the cookies so i didn’t have to share.

2)i’ve only got 5 minutes to hork down this sandwich before heading back to the condom factory.
to throw, screw up, break, yank, spit, spit on, or throw up on
i horked the thing too hard, and now it’s horked. so i horked it against the wall and then horked on it.

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