Horkin’ the Bjork
1) reading animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to bjork
2) masturbating
3) wrangling a barnyard animal
4) actually copulating with bjork
1) “i was horkin’ the bjork last night when i had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to elimists.”
2) “dude, lay off horkin’ the bjork for a while, you’re chafing.”
3) “gee, cletus, the way you’re horkin’ the bjork today we can get off work in time to watch nascar.”
4) “i went to the concert in hopes of horkin’ the bjork.”
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