hormonally hijacked


an erratic state of being characterized by p-ssing, intermittent fits and outbursts, temper tantrums or volatile mood swings, which fluctuate at regular, fairly predictable intervals and whose origin is rooted in hormonal biochemistry.
since she’s pregnant, i guess i’m supposed to forgive her for being so hormonally hijacked, but… dude, that was like the exorcist back there.

my girlfriend’s a totally cool chick the rest of the month, but man, when she’s on her rag… makes me wanna leave town for a couple of days. that broad gets straight hormonally hijacked. invasion of the body sn-tchers-style.

you almost can’t expect teenaged boys to behave as though they’re thinking clearly, considering how hormonally-hijacked they become during those formative years.

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