horn tooter


someone who toot’s their own horn. usually at work, these people have nothing good to say about their co-workers but praise their own glory. they are sneaky and often are very sweet. they move forward within companies unless the employer is a good judge of character. these people always think they’re better than everyone and often have their superiors snowed. not nice people at all, very similar to a back-stabber.
tom did an awful job on the payables this month, he doesn’t know a debit from a credit!

i sure have a good handle on the payables, they’re clean and i know a credit from a debit unlike tom, “hee hee hee i’m such a horn tooter and i have them all snowed, tom will be gone in no time flat”

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