Hornblaster


a person who installs a loud air horn on their vehicle mostly to go around scaring people, often meanwhile videotaping it. they either use plastic horns that try to resemble train horns, or they use actual train horns and place them under the car where they frequently succ-mb to corrosion or damage from road debris. they typically use air pressures far beyond what the horn is designed for to produce an extremely loud, unpleasant and jarring noise to scare people and p-ss them off. their horns frequently need repairs due to their harsh usage, and it usually isn’t that long before the police shut them down too. these people are not to be mistakened with horn enthusiasts, which are a group that collects air horns for other purposes and normally blasts them in the backwoods.
oh yeah, that’s cletus. that redneck hick hornblaster. he likes to go around scaring the f-ck out of people with his train horn, giving them heart attacks.

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