Horneranxious


a riff on “hornery” which is the sensation of being ornery due to being h-rny. it is the irritability that accompanies moments of celibacy.

horneranxious is h-rny + ornery + anxious. the word adds the anxiety component of moments of celibacy.

it can also mean that you have so much stress in your life that you need to f-ck frequently to relieve tension.
my man is writing his dissertation, which is making him uber horneranxious.

i have a big interview tomorrow. i’m horneranxious. can we f-ck already?

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