hornitos
a most excellent tequila.
bartender, i’ll have an hornitos margarita, straight up.
bartender, i’ll have another hornitos margarita, straight up.
barrender, i’ll have nmnother hrnoitos margarita, shut up.
btenndr how buout another mgrita
nother one please?
-vomits and p-sses out-
a condition involving the irrepressible urge to bang a chick with your toes.
dude, i had some serious hornitos last night, all the little piggys were fully erect
a small phallic object used to push things.
although he was too lazy to reach the remote. don was seated just close enough so that he could change the channel with his hornito.
a h-rny male mexican
guy 1: hola holmes id tap any thing right now.
guy 2: your a hornito
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