horno


the feeling of being h-rny, but not the common variety. you are so h-rny, you need to have s-x as if you were in a p-rno. nothing but pure nasty p-rno s-x will satisfy you.
after not unloading for a week, matt had moved past h-rny. he was now horno.
horror p-rno
the p-rno i watched was really horror..means a horno.

the woman in the horno got f-cked to death.
a type of movie or video that blends horror and p-rnography.
the s-x was great in that horno, but i was scared to death.
the baby or product when a horse and a rhino come together and have (it). this is also known as a unicorn.
“hey look, its a horno!” “…thats a unicorn.”
n. horrible p-rno. a p-rn flick that is so bad or obviously fake that you immediately lose any s-xual arousal you had before watching it.
jake: dude, i was watching this p-rn video the other day, and everything was going okay until this fat chick came out and stripped. to make it worse, it turned out she wasn’t a chick.

tom: that bad?

jake: yeah, it was a total horno
a person who is very funny but makes up that they drill girls, kiss girls and says they get their jebes out on webcam
horno: aww omg i nailed that ginger vix last night
everyone else : dont lie horno we know you didnt
horno: i know 🙁
a horror p-rno
“on halloween i watched a horno about made me scared to jack off. jason was not what i remembered..”

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