Hornopolio
n. a disease where the victim suffering from it exibits horniness 24/7. it is marked by the horniness, and the lack of the polio symptoms.
doctor: “please describe your symptoms to me.”
patient: “it’s like… being horney 24/7… but without polio.”
doctor: “i believe you have hornopolio. (if patient is male, conversation stops there. if patient is female, it continues) please take off your clothes and follow me to the back room.”
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