Horny Christian Syndrome
a dilemma faced by many young christians today due to the confluence of current societal norms (i.e. getting married later in life) and the generally accepted christian practice of abstaining from s-x until after marriage.
christians, as a general rule, don’t start b-mping uglies till the wedding night. this does present an issue for some of the more hormonal and excitable among them who just wanna get it on.
i think bill and mary are suffering from h-rny christian syndrome, they are getting married tomorrow and only met four months ago.
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