horny Heffer
a disgustingly ugly chick aged between 13-21 who appears to be a young cow but on closer inspection is actually a human.
the clothes they wear include: full purple tracksuit, shirts that are slightly to small around the waist and fluffy tangled hair.
they would gladly take ten p-n-ses at once but unfortunately no man in their right mind would have s-x with one of these wild beasts. they can be found looking for a mate on online dating websites and working as underpaid secretaries in country towns.
oi mate, look at the size of that h-rny heffer. i bet she would like a d-ck up her -ss
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