Horny Macho


noun. a male who thinks he is g-d’s gift to women. often found wearing very tight tank tops or no top at all. you can usually see him perusing the hair product aisle at your local store or at the tanning salon. drives any shiny car with a loud after-market m-ffler. usually found in packs of more than one.
last night at the club, a serious h-rny macho dry humped my leg.

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