horny monkey


when a monkey and another monkey start screaming at each other and then suddenly start doing it. this can also be seen in some cases of humans, unfortunately, when one human suddenly screams at the top of his lungs and then drops his pants and gets onto another human.
gurpreet was the victims of one of shane’s random h-rny monkey attacks.
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that would be every single guy -cough- mark strickland -cough-
mark, you’re a h-rny monkey

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