horny pirate


after oral s-x the man jerks off at the girls face and puts his into her left eye. then he kicks her right leg. the girl becomes angry and wants to chase the guy. she has her eye closed and can’t walk good and looks like a pirate.
i gave her a h-rny pirate last night

she became a h-rny pirate.

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