Horny Softee Serve
when a guy takes some laxatives before s-x. the girl lays under him and pulls on his b-n-r which makes him sh-t all over her like a softee serve ice cream machine
man last night she got kinky and wanted to do the h-rny softee serve… it was pretty good
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