horny turtle
a h-rny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his h-rny head which makes one look like a h-rny turtle.
girl: ben is such a h-rny turtle! i heard he watched p-rn when we went camping!
cooler girl who gives no f-cks: nah whatever.
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