horrorney
usually a result of being whorney. it is the phenomenon of waking next to someone you find extermely appalling. sometimes it will result in a quit escape and in the worst cases vomiting. tell tale signs are waking up somewhere you don’t remember being and then looking at the person next to you and being filled with a strong feeling of terror or horror.
i opened my eyes to the ladytroll and threw up in my mouth a little. my feeling of horrorney was a direct result was last nights whornney.
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