Horschack
a guy who tries to be someone he isn’t. usually plays golf and acts like a high roller but really isn’t. a person who is fat, slimy, greasy, and a fake. his face reflects one of a horse and tries to crack jokes that aren’t funny at all. he is an overall red neck that plays golf, usually has no money, no wife(still more than 5 kids), and has no health insurance due to his drinking and smoking all day. he is a guy that also yells at his kids at every sporting event and attends it like its the super bowl. he is a redneck d-ck that yells and screams, drinks, smokes, and plays golf all day. yet, can’t afford health insurance
“g-d mike plays golf all day but can’t even afford health insurance”
“yeah he seems like a horschack to me”
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