Horse Apple
horse sh-t
a piece of sh-t from a horse.
i stepped in a horse apple.
one of those strange, green, spiny fruits that only horses eat.
– what the h-ll is this green spiky thing?
– oh, that’s just a horse apple
the large rough green inedible fruit of the bois d’arc or osage-orange tree. no, horses do not eat them. nothing eats them. they’ve even been used as insecticide. and the fresh sap in them is nearly impossible to get off of anything it gets on.
they’re called horse apples because they’re round and the same shade of green as fresh horse sh-t.
they exist for kids to throw at each other and raise big welts.
what the h-ll is this thing? it looks like a green softball.
it’s a horseapple.
horse t-rds
son, you’re a lookin’ a little sickly. you been eating horse apples again?
horse poo, scat, sh-t, doo-doo, t-rds, cr-p, etc.
smart person: watch out for those horse apples!
dummy: what?! ew! i just stepped in p–p!
smart person: told you so.
obsurdity
now that’s just horse apples.
really old horse sh-t
dude thats not a rock, thats a horseapple ! ! ya f-k
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