horse collar
a derogatory name for v-g-n- coming from the similarity in shape.
i told you matt wouldn’t fight. he’s too much of a horse collar.
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a southern slang term for v-g-n- (due to its visual resemblance in iron form), usually used in reference to a girlfriend or a big v-g-n-, either literally or referring to a really girly guy.
orlando bloom is a such a horsecollar.
inserting p-n-s into mouth of an unsuspecting victim, and then tightly wrapping one’s legs around their head. bonus points for performing while victim is standing up.
i horse collared ed while he was sleeping, he woke up to quite a shock.
when your drunk and/or stupid date/girlfriend is giving a blond job to your geear shift while driving home, you simply grab her by the back of her clothes and put her in the proper place.
chet – when i drove home last night, betty was so plastered, she went down on the gear shift again!
peter – did you horse collar her this time?
chet – well… i got with debbie back at the barn, but she didn’t do a very good job, so, yeh, i horse collared her and made it right!
peter – you are the man!
a v-g-n- (either literally or in reference to a person)
orlando bloom is a huge horsecollar.
after defecating in a toilet you grab your female/male companion and secure her/his head face down into the toilet and close the toilet seat while perform s-xual acts in her -n-l cavity.
“dude, i just horse collared my wife last night”
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