horse fuck


a subject which is a complete c-m dumpster; a person deserving of severe -n-l rampage from a horse; a douchebag; sam
you were such a horse f-ck last night
the act of intruding into the personal affairs and expectations of another individual to a very high degree; resulting in some really f-cked up sh-t. commonly used by governments, lawyers, angry spouses, and insurance companies.
i’m getting horsef-cked by that bl–dy b-tch claims adjuster,because she won’t include pain and suffering in my insurance claim. cleetus and billy bob got theirs straightened out, i wonder how the other 47 p-ssengers of the bus are doin’ with their phony whiplash claims…hmmmm.
violent application of force or exuberance, succh as that displayed by a stallion while f-cking
“i horsef-cked that teeshot straight down the middle”
a variation on the commonplace bullsh-t, or horse sh-t, horse-f-ck denotes an occurrence of bullsh-t which is beyond encomp-ssing by normal, logical sounding bs.
for example, while talking on ventrilo and playing any first person shooter:

“horse-f-ck, dude, he just shot me straight through a building!”

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