horse hippie
a horse hippie is a girl who is naturally very beautiful. however, rather than take care of their appearance, they would much rather spend all of their time being around horses, riding horses, cleaning their stalls and grooming them. a horse hippie is so in love with horses that they have no need for a man and there for have no desire to put on make up, comb their hair or smell nice. traditionally horse hippies can be found walking around bare foot in horse stalls carrying bags of horse feed.
i met a girl this weekend that has a killer body and great face. but i am not even gonna bother asking her out because she is a full blown horse hippie and obviously has no desire for a man in her life.
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