Horse mouth handshake
the act of two girls scissoring on a man’s c-ck until he fills each womens m-ff full of s-m-n and then he watches them eat it out of eachother like an anorexic model eating saltine crackers and watches them spit on eachother till one gives up
” went to the club two hookers gave me a horse mouth handshake for quite the deal
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