Horse pet
a pet on the head (human or otherwise) that starts by placing one’s hand on the forehead and petting downward over the nose, as if one was petting a horse, but using excessive speed, force and/or pressure. it can be used as a greeting, or as a way to troll one’s friends in person.
teenager #1: and then she said, i have canc—
teenager #2: horse pet! -violently horse pets teenager #1-
teenager #1: what the f#@$ was that?!
the act of petting someones face as if you were petting a horse’s nose. usually done to annoy the sh-t out of people.
last night when i was really drunk at boar’s head (bar in athens, ga), i horse petted the sh-t out of my friends michael and angie. then i horse petted some rando and he looked at me like i was r-t-rded.
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