Horse slapper
male that deliberately seeks out the ugliest woman at a bar for s-x.
craig-” d-mn… joe sure got drunk tonight. i saw him leave the bar tonight with with a heinous lookin’ b-tch.
mark-” what a horse slapper!”
craig-” whooooooooaaaaahhh nelly!!!!!
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