Horse Velcher


one who -j-c-l-t-s in a horses patute, then proceeds with a straw and sucks it out.
eric meyer is a horse velcher. i heard it is his most timr consuming hobby.
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johnathan lovejoy
“man, johns a horse velcher”]
“d00d i no”
“stfu gayf-gho0mof-g”

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