a term to elicit shock, confusion, and intrigue when used in conversations regarding s-x. the term has no actual definition. however, the word horseblanket sparks imagination and curiosity for the people engaged in such explicit conversations.
chris: i finally convinced her to give me a blumpkin last night!
everyone: hahaha…. noice bro!… gross ewww….
kevin: oh yea? well i gave my main chick the horseblanket last night. she hasn’t looked me in the eye since.
everyone: woah… i think i’ve seen that in a hentai once… wtf is a horseblanket!!
- morning stupid
the morning after you get high and you are no longer high but you can’t think straight and you act stupid. its almost like a hangover but without the extensive pain. guy1: hey you alright guy2: yea, just feeling a little morning stupid
- smash or dash
smash or dash is a term used to describe the two options someone in a prolonged friend zone should do. andrew: sophie is so hot nathan: i know, but i’m deep in the friend zone andrew: the only thing you should be deep in is that p-ssy, you need to smash or dash!
- alabama centipede
the act of having s-x with multiple partners who reside in the same household. often, the victims of an alabama centipede are family members who get laid individually by an outsider. this can happen slowly over the course of a few weeks or as little as a few minutes apart. she totally alabama centipede the […]
- fat chick mentality
fat girl/chick mentality relates to a state of mind that a fat girl, no matter how skinny or fit or hot she may become later, cannot fully rid herself of the characteristics and outlook on life uniquely possessed by those chicks that are fat. this state of mind includes the need for unnecessary though drama […]
moffman is a horrible person with no friends. he usually has a 1cm d-ck and moobs. this moffman guy has no friends