horseman
a man with the genitals of a horse.
nice bulge, horseman
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according to “sean connery” (from snl’s celebrity jeopardy), hors-m-n = wh-r- s-m-n.
see? wh-r-, like your mother, and s-m-n! it’s right there!
hors-m-n – term meaning “brotherhood”, “family” and “life” of a group of people. often referred to a group of individuals who support a variety of sports, topics, and good times. from meatheads to athletic supporters they ride together and die together. not to be -ssociated with your “bad boys” crew, these fella’s live the highlife in only a couple of hours than some do in their entire life-span. link words- “brothers” and “hors-m-nstrong”
hors-m-n for life.
hors-m-nstrong
in new zealand hip hop, a horseman is an individual who is capable of consuming extremely large quant-ties of alcohol.
“there’s no drink limits,
and no-one to enforce it
we don’t take little sips
we f-ckin’ horse it.”
1. a mythical beast who is half-man, half-horse, and pr-ne to kleptomania. one may only hear the clattering of hooves and see the swishing of his tail around a corner before you realize that your stuff is gone.
2. a term of exasperation used when something goes awry.
1. where’s my ipod? (clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop), (swish). oh godd-mnit! horseman took it.
2. if you knock over your beer on the table, not only wasting your beer but getting the table wet as well, and forcing you to go get a towell to clean it up while being ridiculed by your peers, you might be pr-ne to yell out…. horseman!
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