Horsey Hug
a judo throw that was created by liv hatley. done by first getting in a horse stance and asking the person to come near you, then giving them a hug using the hands. then the legs are wrapped around the person’s waist so that you’re hugging them with your full body. the throw ends with either a punch or a sweep causing both people to roll over laughing and wrestling. this so much fun. if you want to get your grandparents to play with you, ask them for a horsey hug and tell them liv hatley told you!
liv: hey bryant, come here! you want to play judo with me? come on, give me a horsey hug!
bryant: okay, here we go. (crouches in the horse stance waiting)
liv: okay, here i come. (she hugs bryant with her hands) hold on! we’re not in the horsey hug yet. i gotta get my legs in there. its not a horsey hug unless you go whole body with it, you know?
bryant: (laughing) i know, if you don’t do it full body, its just not a horsey hug. (wraps his legs around liv’s waist and execute a tiger’s claw) see? like that. you didn’t get your whole body into it. there wasn’t enough power.
liv: i know. but isn’t this fun? its a great exercise, huh? maybe next time we should let grandpa ben know about it. he doesn’t know the secret of the horsey hug, yet.
bryant: i know, he likes his hatley hula better. (leans over into a hatley hula and kisses liv) whew! what a workout. i just about got strangled.
liv: i know. but that was a horsey hug. i had to show you some hatley love.
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