h’orsh’it
some feminists trying to find a word to replace the s-xist words “he” and “she” have put together “he or she, it” and condensed it into this little word: “h’orsh’it”. this is likely not what they had in mind.
-“who was at the parking lot that night?”
-“i don’t know. h’orsh’it was obscured by the shadow.”
merely a contraction of the existing word ‘horsesh-t,’ altering the spelling to match the common pr-nunciation.
yeah, she was gonna throw me out, so i told her i love her and i’m sorry and all that horsh-t…
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