iplod


to walk along in oblivion to one’s surroundings whilst listening to music via headphones.
those who iplod across the street without looking may end up as roadkill.
trigger-happy internet police.
joe got busted by the iplod when he uploaded videos of his kids’ nativity play on facebook.
the kind of modern digital mobile phone-style radio (with earpiece) the police in the uk use these days. “plod” is a slang term used for british cops
the cop turned away for a moment: he was listening to something on his iplod
an insulting term for any type of apple music device
dillon’s an apple wh-r- and got an iplod with “dillon murray master of the universe” laser engraved on it

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