hort

the seam on your scr-t-m – the testicular seam.
“d-mn, john has a long, floppy hort”
“that hort looks like a turkey neck”
“you wrinkly little hort”
“i want to get my hort pierced”
1) a drunken mis-spelling of the word “hot”
2) extreme hotness of a vaguely h-m-s-xual nature
3) what braden is
1) “it was cool braden coame over. yeahg. i like him, his so cool.
and he is hort… are you lyimng? save this convosation”
2) braden is hort.
3) braden is hort.
any kind of person generally r-t-rded, with a large forehead and having a twin, most often of romanian descent and able to believe that russia annexed their motherland. more often than not they have no friends, except for their twin.
“hey do you see andrea over there hanging with her sister?”
“yeah”
“they are such horts”
hort is the state of being hot and bothered. to be or feel hort usually occurs during summer, however might be apparent after excessive exposure to heat (through activity, a heat source, or other means of heat production), combined with a feeling of agitation. coined by w j welburn, adelaide, south australia.
‘oh, for f-#k’s sake! sorry, honey. it’s not your fault, i’m just feeling a bit hort.’
hort refers to a person who is often physically incapable of doing simple everyday tasks, often referred to as ‘hort syndrome”
when someone trys to throw an apple in the bin from 2 feet away and misses they are a hort or someone may say “he clearly has hort syndrome”
pertaining to a wh-r- or sl-t
the hort slept with my boyfriend.
a humourous email, full of innuendo, that slips into your inbox at inopportune moments, making you laugh and giving you a snot bubble.
i was on the phone, trying to persuade my bank manager to extend my overdraft, when i received a hort. the b-st-rd didn’t think i was taking my financial situation seriously.