Hortastic
a description of a situation that is both horrible and fantastic at the same time.
any visibly unsafe situation brought on by heaps of clothing, old newspapers and floor-to-ceiling rat towers becomes exponentially hortastic when there’s a loaded 12-gauge or two jammed in the center of it all.
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