Hose ass
diarrhea, especially explosive diarrhea related to illness. this term originated in the south, most likely western north carolina.
closely related to “jet -ss,” a form of diarrhea often experienced in public bathroom stalls. (we’ve all seen the aftermath.)
“hose -ss” can also be used as an alternative form of the insult “-sshole.”
so, the doctor prescribed this bowel prep kit to drink before my colonoscopy, and it gave me a serious case of hose -ss. my doctor, man… what a hose -ss!
a form of mud b-tt with the added detriment of swamp -ss. it is both uncomfortable and horrifically rancid.
man it’s so hot out. that bean burrito was a bad choice.” “yeah, i know what you mean. i have gas, but i’m terrified of squirting some hose -ss.
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