hose teaser
female based humans who “tease the hose”
from the movie grown ups
high pitched voiced man: i’m from saskatchetooooon!!!
ladies laugh
man: hose teasers
1 more definition
basically a c-cktease.
a girl who flirts and teases a guy to get him interested and leaves him hanging.
see movie grown ups:
the mothers lure over a bodybuilder guy, but upon hearing his ridiculously high voice (presumably from steroid use), they just laugh him off. while storming off, he calls them “hoseteasers”
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