hoserfish
alternate word for hoser. can either be used to convey affectionate annoyance for a friends offense, or be used to describe enemies who are both hosers and can be equated with a fish’s uselessness and lack of intelligence. a breaker of promises, an imposer. unreasonable.
joel ate all of our swedish fish instead of hanging out with us like he said he would. what a hoserfish!
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