Hospital Beds
great song by cold war kids. part of several of their eps.
‘nothin to do here, just whine and complain, in bed at the hospital..’
-hospital beds
the position in which involuntary muscle contractions force the legs and upper body to rise upwards simultaneously, similar to the functions of a hospital bed.
this phenomenon is the result of an intense -j-c-l-t–n after receiving world cl-ss f-ll-t–.
tom: how was your date last night?
phil: it was great, she put me in a hospital bed.
coined by kc
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