hospitility


the blend of hospitality and hostility exhibited by most long-time servers in a restaurant. also known as the art of telling someone to f-ck off in a way where they look forward to the trip.
if you’re gonna work here, you’re going to have to learn hospitility. if not, the extra ranch crowd will eat you alive.
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(n) a treatment of generosity mixed with aggression.
1. that woman just gave me a lot of hospitility about keeping the door closed.

2. “i’m so happy that you’re staying at my place for another week, just please try to keep your godd-mn feet off my f-cking sofa.”

“wow, thanks for the hospitility.”

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one who is hostile when they should be hospitable.
that chick at mcdonald’s rubbed a dishtowel on my hamburger. that is some serious hospitility.
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