-v. intr., to provide accommodations or a place for visitors. in the world of personal ads, it means that your place is okay.
tall, slender swf looking for a hot swm to service her engine. no stds. i can host.
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someone who is the top commander for an event, such as a party, a social gathering, or an organized formal ceremony.
this year, larry is the host for the cl-ss of 2000 high school reunion .
person who hosts an online game and bullsh-ts the h-ll out of everyone in their game
dude 1- omg n-gg- that dude just killed me
dude 2- yeah he’s a host
host- i raped the f-ck out of those kids
one who; through actions, speech, or other written or verbal -ssertion (intentional or not); deserves to be b-tch-slapped, jumped, verbally -ssaulted, or otherwise hurt or insulted by cause of said -ssertion.
…essentially, a tool.
jake: “hey! come hang out today!”
david: “sorry, i can’t. i’m hanging out with erica, my girlfriend by whom i am incredibly and unbelievably whipped, today.”
jake: “dude, you’re such a f-cking host.”
david: “yeah; i know.”
a gaming battlecry a team will rally behind when losing badly.
“dude were down 4-1 they must have host!”
“25 kills, wow that dudes host for sure”
1. a website that owns and controls another website, such as geocities.com. a website that lets you make your own.
2. the victim of a parasite.
1. the webmaster slowly enveloped the host’s bandwidth.
2. the parasite slowly enveloped the host’s bloodstream.
a very f-ggish thing on halo
where one lucky person, seems to have more “skill”.
but they really dont
they just got lucky enough to host the game.
(gamertag001): oh sh-t, that b-tch gots host!
(gamertag002): in yo’ face n00blet f-cking negro, i’ll eat you up for dinner, lynch you, then pwn you on my favorite map ever, coagulation
(gamertag001): we all know you’re a noob. f-ck you. f-ck coagulation. go back to halo 1, you f-cking colored-skinned noob.
- Hot Apple Blast
while a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his p-n-s in the blood flow from the woman’s v-g-n-. he proceeds to c-m on her face splattering her in s-m-n and blood. -“did you hear about karen?” -“no what” -“steve gave her a hot apple blast” -“sweet”.
- hot colonic
placing a fuel soaked cotton ball in ones own r-ct-m and using a match to ignite the apparatus. d-ck cannot start his day without an uncomfortable hot colonic.
- Hot skank
an attractive redneck or someone who came from or could be seen living in rurality or a trailer park. ripped jeans, tattoos, wifebeaters, unshaven faces, trucker caps, possible skoal can outline add to this effect. may hang out at truck stops, in rural “dive” bars, or rock and country concerts. kid rock is a hot […]
jailbait – will be hot when you can legally say she is. look at that little emo chick, she has hottential.
- hot wire
to start a car without the key some punk tried to hot wire my car. 3 more definitions a euphemism for a position in s-xual intercourse wherein the partic-p-nts face each other while sitting. i love it when megan fox hot wires me. make something ordinary do extraordinary things we can hot wire this regular […]