hostage selfie
1. a selfie of you and someone you pulled into the photo without their prior knowledge, consent, or expectation.
2. a selfie that you take by sneaking up on someone as they’re taking a selfie of themselves, grabbing them like a hostage-taker, and snapping the photo for them.
dude: bro, do you dare me to go up to that girl and take a hostage selfie?
other dude: bro, that’d be awesome. she’ll never expect it.
girl: bro, that guy is taking selfies. dare me to run up behind him and take a hostage selfie with his phone?
other girl: bro, that’d be awesome. he’ll never expect it.
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