hostage situation
after eating shrimp c-cktail that has been under a heat light and drinking a gallon of mexican water, you talaban the toliet and lock your wife ( who has been not putting out to you )in the bathroom with you with no fan on.
after 6 months of therapy proved friutless, and torture seemed the only option at hand. i released my wife from a hostage situation after see agreed to have -n-l s-x.
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