hostess cake


a corner-store treat that can be utilized for several purposes, including as bait for an overweight person.
mama: get yo’ fat -ss up and do some laundry!
child: h-ll, no! get the f-ck outta my face, biotch!
mama: i’ll give you a twinkie.
child: ok.
a gift to recieve from your partner. to give a hostess cake is to deficate on your partner’s chest, then release a spiraling load onto the t-rd.
guy 1:what did you and becky do last night?

guy 2:we stayed home and i gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.

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